S'il vous plaît, bitch

[S'il vous plaît, bitch]

[secondbeatsongs]

I just watched The Room (2003) for the first time with some friends and I. I cannot. this broke me

the pizza? the one that Lisa orders? the half-hawaiian, half pesto-and-artichoke?

that’s my favorite pizza

that’s the pizza I order every. single. time.

what does this mean?

like, have all of the pizza places I’ve ordered from for the past decade thought I was referencing The Room? have I been getting silent judgement from the local Dominos without my knowledge?? is this why that guy at Mod Pizza laughed at me that one time??

how did I, a person who had never seen The Room, choose this as my favorite pizza? is this fate? happenstance? 

what does this say about me?

I’m having like. an existential breakdown over this

[secondbeatsongs]

[disgruntledmenshevikjohnmulaney]

is this….tearing you apart?

[secondbeatsongs]

goddammit

[S'il vous plaît, bitch]

[dykefaggotry]

you can't ship these two characters they're "sibling coded" bc they banter :/ you can't ship these two characters they grew up together which is basically the same thing as incest :/ you can't enjoy this character because they did bad things and if you enjoy them you're condoning that and you are evil :/ you can't ship this character with anyone because they're minor coded bc they're short/autistic :/ you can't ship these two because they're enemies so it's abuse :/

you have to watch this show/read this book bc it has queer representation! what's it about? uuuuuuh..... ....... it has queer characters!!!!

why isn't fandom fun anymore what happened we will never know

[the-haiku-bot]

why isn’t fandom

fun anymore what happened

we will never know

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[S'il vous plaît, bitch]

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[S'il vous plaît, bitch]

[soracities]

Fragile creatures of a small blue planet, surrounded by light years of silent space. Do the dead find peace beyond the rattle of the world? What peace is there for us whose best love cannot return them even for a day? I raise my head to the door and think I will see you in the frame. I know it is your voice in the corridor but when I run outside the corridor is empty. There is nothing I can do that will make any difference. The last word was yours.

Jeanette Winterson, Written on the Body

[S'il vous plaît, bitch]

[eddiediaaz]

BBC MERLIN
2.13 ✽ The Last Dragonlord

[S'il vous plaît, bitch]

[black-doe]

— you can love him, but you can’t keep him ( j.p. )

[S'il vous plaît, bitch]

[S'il vous plaît, bitch]

[annabelle--cane]

sure, "I'm part of this marginalized group that I'm writing about" isn't a get out of jail free card for all bigotry, but if someone says "I'm portraying an exact experience I've had, this literally happened to me" and your response is "okayyy but think of the optics of showing that that happens? maybe keep that to yourself?" it might be time to reconsider your approach.

[S'il vous plaît, bitch]

[manda-panda-monium]

I see no lies.

[S'il vous plaît, bitch]

[chillyfeetsteak]

[S'il vous plaît, bitch]

[menta-art]

some phineas and ferb doodles!! 

[bandtrees]

@irradiatedsnakes

[S'il vous plaît, bitch]

[a-hobit]

Kind of a mix between my AU and Canon — Themmmm🥲💖💕🥲💖💖💕

[S'il vous plaît, bitch]

[engiiiiiii]

[S'il vous plaît, bitch]

[pointnclick]

dont be insensitive. americans wear shoe in house in case they need to go get cheeseburger on short notice

[S'il vous plaît, bitch]

[thatgirlonstage]

I’m obsessed with the fact that anytime Arthur catches Merlin doing something suspicious Merlin will make the worst excuse you’ve ever heard in your life and then just fucking leave and Arthur lets him. This happens almost every episode and Arthur still looks anyone who accuses Merlin of wrongdoing straight in the face and is like “touch him and you die there’s no one I trust more” with no hesitation. I’m so mentally ill about them fuck